Post by sly on Jun 17, 2014 15:33:16 GMT
Alright, ladies. This is the new home for all the wayward children of Domination.
Things are different, bu they are very much the same. Lord K has taken a much needed and indefinite hiatus but His laws still stand.
And here they are:
1. General
To view all other forums except for the ones for the bands and general forums for Global Domination, you need to register an account. These are not public forums. These are private forums, and democracy in its purest form does not apply here. Have a problem with that? Fine, no one's forcing you to stay. And please remember this: your IP number is shown to the Administrators. Try to be clever and spam/post some bullshit and your access is denied for good. Post something illegal, and your IP gets delivered to authorities as well. Bottomline: do not fuck with us.
If you use a Facebook, Yahoo, Rocketmail or Hotmail account you won't be able to sign up. We get too much spam from those and have blocked them. Get Gmail like any other normal idiot would.
2. Posting
First things first: Think before you post. Proofread before you post. You can't edit a post you made and if you start to put post after post after post saying how sorry you are for a typo/you needed to say something more, etc, etc, etc, bla bla bla... You will be fucken banned. There's a preview button for a reason. Think first, post later. Cleaner posts might make you look less retarded than you are. Our tolerance towards bullshit is below zero.
Never do topic titles with CAPITALS ONLY! It looks like shit and we hate it. If you do it anyways, we will delete the topic.
Insult someone on a regular basis, start picking fights, post racist material/posts and you'll get banned. Fast. Nudity to some extent is tolerated, but make sure the post says "not safe for fucken work" and link to the picture in question, do not make it viewable in the actual post. Posting porn and its side-products will get you banned in no time. Illegal material gets deleted and you will be banned. This goes to links to questionable sites/material as well. Illegal distribution and such in here is also prohibited. EU legislative system allows authorities to monitor Internet sites and forums, and the forum owners can be held liable if they allow illegal actions to go on at their forums. So, we do not allow such behavior in here. And let us say this once more: If you post something that shouldn't be viewed at work, make sure it says NOT SAFE FOR WORK in the title of the topic, or before any eventual link. You should understand what's not "safe for work": Porn, gore, pics of Michael Jackson, etc etc...
If you're about to attach/link images to your posts, make sure the picture you're posting is less than 475 in width and less than 60k in size. If it's going to be larger, provide a link to it instead with proper info that it leads to a large pic. BBcode allows you to do both. IMG-code is for pictures included in the actual post, URL-code is for the links to off-site pics/pages. Preferably: use thumbnails. Break this rule continuously and intentionally and you will be banned.
Do not post smiley-only posts or posts with one stupid word like "yeah!", "ditto!", "cool", "lol" etc. We will delete those posts for sure. Short, useless posts like that are a waste of precious space. Do this continuously and you know what happens. We'll, we might tolerate some disobedience of this rule, IF you're an Affiliate or on the GD-Staff. If you don't like gambling, you probably don't wanna test our patience with this one.
Before posting a new topic, check if there already is another topic concerning the one you're about to start. The search-function is more than good for this. Do not start a new topic if you can't handle the (negative?!) feedback you might get with your post. Opinions are like assholes: we all have one and usually other people think it's yours that stinks. Do not write in ALL CAPS, EVER. If you usually write with your caps-lock on, this might not be the place for you. Let us re-phrase that:
This IS not the place for you.
When quoting, don't quote the whole message but only the part you're about to reply to. If the part you're about to quote already contains previous quotes, you might wanna clean them away from your post. This keeps your post on a much more readable level. Some of you have a fucken hard time understanding this.
When replying to a message, try to stay on topic.
It doesn't matter when you registered or how many posts you've made, that doesn't justify you to start behaving badly towards other members. Start fights, and we can guarantee you that you won't be the one ending it.
All "Now playing/eating/reading" etc threads are forbidden. We hate that bullshit. If you wanna congratulate someone on their fucken birthday, send them an e-mail, do not make a post about it. We also don't care what you listen to. Discuss the fucken album/song in question if you have a need for it.
And do not post just to increase your post-amount. It'll grow eventually if you enjoy your stay here and participate in regular conversations.
We also would very much appreciate that if you had the time and the energy to register here that you would actually post too. We don't see any reason for just lurking around here without doing anything. And remember: from time to time we will delete inactive accounts. If that happens to you, you can register again. Post nothing, and we'll delete the account later as well. Nothing personal, we just like to keep our database and forums clean.
And finally: respect the privacy of other people. Do not under any circumstances post any personal info about other members.
3. About posting links
If the URL is long enough to fuck up the forum layout, instead of doing it the basic way:
www.iltalehti.fi/osastot/iltatytot/m/200534_05_itm.jpg
Above link as it appears while posting: . address.goes.here.com
... do this:
I am penis!
Above link as it appears while posting: Link
Notice the difference with the brackets and the url= format. And naturally you can replace the "I am penis!" text with whatever you see fit to describe the link.
4. Spamming
Spamming is not allowed here.
There's one area, and one area only, where it's allowed to a certain extent, and it's the "Swarming of Whores" -forum, IF you are active in some of the other forums as well that is.
5. Signatures
NO huge or irritating flashy/animated banners (unless you are In Fucken Charge), thank you very fucking much. Keep the banner size at 468x60 or less. And one banner only with that size. Keep the file size of the linked banners less than 30k's, ok? No matter where the banners are hosted, it still reduces the loading time of these pages. Keep it fucken clean. You are not allowed to have a signature with shitloads of text either, taking up half of the monitor. Either you keep it clean and small (much like yer penis), or we'll do it for you. Without further notice. Use a banner or text, not both. Again, our patience on this matter is thinner than Kate Moss.
6. Avatars
If the options in the avatar gallery don't please you, you can link to off-site avatars as well. Just make sure the images you link to are small (definitely less than 10k's). The physical dimension of the avatars should be 64x64 pixels. If their larger/smaller, they'll get resized automatically to the correct size. But in order to make your avatar look good, it's recommended that their original size is that very 64x64 pixels. We have loads of avatars in our galleries which you can access thru your profile-controls. If you're a member of our hosted bands, labels or part of the staff and you need your own avatar but don't have the space to host it, contact the ones In Fucken Charge and we'll sort it for you. We don't fucken care about hosting any of you other fucks' avatars.
7. Member titles
The ones with the title "In Fucken Charge" and marked in orange color in the users-list are the Administrators and owners of the site and the forums. What they say is THE law here. Obey them.
The ones with "Somewhat in charge" are as close to the top as you can come. The ones with the title "Global Domination Staff/Writer for GD" work for this site. Respect them. At least to a certain extent. You have a problem with something they wrote on the GD site? Fine, you can put yer comments on the matter freely in the Global Domination Area. Disagreeing with some of their reviews is not a reason to start a fight though. You should know where that leads? Just try us if you don't.
The ones with the title "Affiliates" (or something similar) are the band members, who have their official forum here. Or they are considered to be worthy of being an affiliate for other reasons. Respect them as well. On their own forums their word is (also) law. Shouldn't take fucken Einstein to figure that one out.
"Global Domination Staff/Writers for GD" and "Affiliates" (or something similar) are marked as white in the users-list.
8. User titles/ranks
When you've posted less than 50 posts, your title is probably of the more insulting kind. You don't like being insulted? Too bad, we do. We have quite a few ranks for you to aim for and your rank will naturally increase with yer posts. And with time you might even have something cool as a title. We are sure you can find the ranks somewhere. Or not.
9. Posting pictures
Do NOT post huge-ass pictures. Use thumbnails or make sure to resize them to a reasonable size so we don't have to delete the shit due to the pictures fucking up the forum layout. What's a decent size? 350x300 will not fuck up the layout and the picture in question will be of a nice size. If you can't resize pictures becoz you don't know how-to, just put a link to the actual picture instead of posting the damn thing. If you do not know how to use thumbnails - LEARN IT.
Go to imageshack.us/
Upload the picture you want.
Copy the code from the section that says "Forum thumbnail" (below the uploaded picture you will find it, among other codes) and insert it into your post.
Whenever a too big picture appears in a post we will delete it without notifying you.
10. Your forum name
Don't use any irrelevant symbols such as "@", digits and whatnot in your moniker. And DO NOT USE CAPITALS FOR IT. If you wanna call yourself "Cuntface", make it out as "Cuntface" and not "CUNTFACE". You are not 3 years old. Hopefully.
11. Last addition
Let us make this fucken clear to you as if the guidelines ain't enough. If any of you have a problem with some posts here, don't fucken read them. We don't need any of yer bitch-ass posts saying "this topic sucks", "I hate this band", "Band X is gay" etc etc etc... You fucken idiots should be above that bullshit. If you can't live with what we have here at our forums without starting some bullshit about it, fucken leave. There's more than 5 forums in this world, we don't fucken care if you are here, it's not going to make us lose sleep.
You guys are not the ones deciding what's appropriate around these parts, we are. Stay out of fucken topics you won't contribute shit to. If you get into one just for the fucken case of wanting to start bullshit, you are fucked.
We don't want yer fucken opinion on how this forum is run, we know we have the best place around and that is going to be kept that way. Call us a bunch of fucken idiots if you will, we can take it, believe us, but that's not going to change how we work this place. Cross the fucken line, we'll ban you. Where's the line? Where we put it.
We will never tolerate any bullshit here, you should fucken know that by now.
And let us point the obvious for you one more time: do not post links to albums, songs, movies, videos, computer programs, games etc. unless they're in public access. You know what that means, right? An official source of some sorts, of course. If some band posts song(s) or even streams their entire album(s) on their website or MySpace, sure, link to it. Same goes for music videos published at their or their labels sites. Or their MySpace. You get the picture? If not, try it this way: all links to any material that could be considered to violate copyrights and/or laws are strictly prohibited. We are sure you'll find the stuff yer looking for relatively easily anyways and we're more than certain that you understand this policy. If not, you know where the door is.
12. Important Decree
Angelcorpse is the war metal gateway band.
So there you have it. You can't say you haven't been warned.
Things are different, bu they are very much the same. Lord K has taken a much needed and indefinite hiatus but His laws still stand.
And here they are:
1. General
To view all other forums except for the ones for the bands and general forums for Global Domination, you need to register an account. These are not public forums. These are private forums, and democracy in its purest form does not apply here. Have a problem with that? Fine, no one's forcing you to stay. And please remember this: your IP number is shown to the Administrators. Try to be clever and spam/post some bullshit and your access is denied for good. Post something illegal, and your IP gets delivered to authorities as well. Bottomline: do not fuck with us.
If you use a Facebook, Yahoo, Rocketmail or Hotmail account you won't be able to sign up. We get too much spam from those and have blocked them. Get Gmail like any other normal idiot would.
2. Posting
First things first: Think before you post. Proofread before you post. You can't edit a post you made and if you start to put post after post after post saying how sorry you are for a typo/you needed to say something more, etc, etc, etc, bla bla bla... You will be fucken banned. There's a preview button for a reason. Think first, post later. Cleaner posts might make you look less retarded than you are. Our tolerance towards bullshit is below zero.
Never do topic titles with CAPITALS ONLY! It looks like shit and we hate it. If you do it anyways, we will delete the topic.
Insult someone on a regular basis, start picking fights, post racist material/posts and you'll get banned. Fast. Nudity to some extent is tolerated, but make sure the post says "not safe for fucken work" and link to the picture in question, do not make it viewable in the actual post. Posting porn and its side-products will get you banned in no time. Illegal material gets deleted and you will be banned. This goes to links to questionable sites/material as well. Illegal distribution and such in here is also prohibited. EU legislative system allows authorities to monitor Internet sites and forums, and the forum owners can be held liable if they allow illegal actions to go on at their forums. So, we do not allow such behavior in here. And let us say this once more: If you post something that shouldn't be viewed at work, make sure it says NOT SAFE FOR WORK in the title of the topic, or before any eventual link. You should understand what's not "safe for work": Porn, gore, pics of Michael Jackson, etc etc...
If you're about to attach/link images to your posts, make sure the picture you're posting is less than 475 in width and less than 60k in size. If it's going to be larger, provide a link to it instead with proper info that it leads to a large pic. BBcode allows you to do both. IMG-code is for pictures included in the actual post, URL-code is for the links to off-site pics/pages. Preferably: use thumbnails. Break this rule continuously and intentionally and you will be banned.
Do not post smiley-only posts or posts with one stupid word like "yeah!", "ditto!", "cool", "lol" etc. We will delete those posts for sure. Short, useless posts like that are a waste of precious space. Do this continuously and you know what happens. We'll, we might tolerate some disobedience of this rule, IF you're an Affiliate or on the GD-Staff. If you don't like gambling, you probably don't wanna test our patience with this one.
Before posting a new topic, check if there already is another topic concerning the one you're about to start. The search-function is more than good for this. Do not start a new topic if you can't handle the (negative?!) feedback you might get with your post. Opinions are like assholes: we all have one and usually other people think it's yours that stinks. Do not write in ALL CAPS, EVER. If you usually write with your caps-lock on, this might not be the place for you. Let us re-phrase that:
This IS not the place for you.
When quoting, don't quote the whole message but only the part you're about to reply to. If the part you're about to quote already contains previous quotes, you might wanna clean them away from your post. This keeps your post on a much more readable level. Some of you have a fucken hard time understanding this.
When replying to a message, try to stay on topic.
It doesn't matter when you registered or how many posts you've made, that doesn't justify you to start behaving badly towards other members. Start fights, and we can guarantee you that you won't be the one ending it.
All "Now playing/eating/reading" etc threads are forbidden. We hate that bullshit. If you wanna congratulate someone on their fucken birthday, send them an e-mail, do not make a post about it. We also don't care what you listen to. Discuss the fucken album/song in question if you have a need for it.
And do not post just to increase your post-amount. It'll grow eventually if you enjoy your stay here and participate in regular conversations.
We also would very much appreciate that if you had the time and the energy to register here that you would actually post too. We don't see any reason for just lurking around here without doing anything. And remember: from time to time we will delete inactive accounts. If that happens to you, you can register again. Post nothing, and we'll delete the account later as well. Nothing personal, we just like to keep our database and forums clean.
And finally: respect the privacy of other people. Do not under any circumstances post any personal info about other members.
3. About posting links
If the URL is long enough to fuck up the forum layout, instead of doing it the basic way:
www.iltalehti.fi/osastot/iltatytot/m/200534_05_itm.jpg
Above link as it appears while posting: . address.goes.here.com
... do this:
I am penis!
Above link as it appears while posting: Link
Notice the difference with the brackets and the url= format. And naturally you can replace the "I am penis!" text with whatever you see fit to describe the link.
4. Spamming
Spamming is not allowed here.
There's one area, and one area only, where it's allowed to a certain extent, and it's the "Swarming of Whores" -forum, IF you are active in some of the other forums as well that is.
5. Signatures
NO huge or irritating flashy/animated banners (unless you are In Fucken Charge), thank you very fucking much. Keep the banner size at 468x60 or less. And one banner only with that size. Keep the file size of the linked banners less than 30k's, ok? No matter where the banners are hosted, it still reduces the loading time of these pages. Keep it fucken clean. You are not allowed to have a signature with shitloads of text either, taking up half of the monitor. Either you keep it clean and small (much like yer penis), or we'll do it for you. Without further notice. Use a banner or text, not both. Again, our patience on this matter is thinner than Kate Moss.
6. Avatars
If the options in the avatar gallery don't please you, you can link to off-site avatars as well. Just make sure the images you link to are small (definitely less than 10k's). The physical dimension of the avatars should be 64x64 pixels. If their larger/smaller, they'll get resized automatically to the correct size. But in order to make your avatar look good, it's recommended that their original size is that very 64x64 pixels. We have loads of avatars in our galleries which you can access thru your profile-controls. If you're a member of our hosted bands, labels or part of the staff and you need your own avatar but don't have the space to host it, contact the ones In Fucken Charge and we'll sort it for you. We don't fucken care about hosting any of you other fucks' avatars.
7. Member titles
The ones with the title "In Fucken Charge" and marked in orange color in the users-list are the Administrators and owners of the site and the forums. What they say is THE law here. Obey them.
The ones with "Somewhat in charge" are as close to the top as you can come. The ones with the title "Global Domination Staff/Writer for GD" work for this site. Respect them. At least to a certain extent. You have a problem with something they wrote on the GD site? Fine, you can put yer comments on the matter freely in the Global Domination Area. Disagreeing with some of their reviews is not a reason to start a fight though. You should know where that leads? Just try us if you don't.
The ones with the title "Affiliates" (or something similar) are the band members, who have their official forum here. Or they are considered to be worthy of being an affiliate for other reasons. Respect them as well. On their own forums their word is (also) law. Shouldn't take fucken Einstein to figure that one out.
"Global Domination Staff/Writers for GD" and "Affiliates" (or something similar) are marked as white in the users-list.
8. User titles/ranks
When you've posted less than 50 posts, your title is probably of the more insulting kind. You don't like being insulted? Too bad, we do. We have quite a few ranks for you to aim for and your rank will naturally increase with yer posts. And with time you might even have something cool as a title. We are sure you can find the ranks somewhere. Or not.
9. Posting pictures
Do NOT post huge-ass pictures. Use thumbnails or make sure to resize them to a reasonable size so we don't have to delete the shit due to the pictures fucking up the forum layout. What's a decent size? 350x300 will not fuck up the layout and the picture in question will be of a nice size. If you can't resize pictures becoz you don't know how-to, just put a link to the actual picture instead of posting the damn thing. If you do not know how to use thumbnails - LEARN IT.
Go to imageshack.us/
Upload the picture you want.
Copy the code from the section that says "Forum thumbnail" (below the uploaded picture you will find it, among other codes) and insert it into your post.
Whenever a too big picture appears in a post we will delete it without notifying you.
10. Your forum name
Don't use any irrelevant symbols such as "@", digits and whatnot in your moniker. And DO NOT USE CAPITALS FOR IT. If you wanna call yourself "Cuntface", make it out as "Cuntface" and not "CUNTFACE". You are not 3 years old. Hopefully.
11. Last addition
Let us make this fucken clear to you as if the guidelines ain't enough. If any of you have a problem with some posts here, don't fucken read them. We don't need any of yer bitch-ass posts saying "this topic sucks", "I hate this band", "Band X is gay" etc etc etc... You fucken idiots should be above that bullshit. If you can't live with what we have here at our forums without starting some bullshit about it, fucken leave. There's more than 5 forums in this world, we don't fucken care if you are here, it's not going to make us lose sleep.
You guys are not the ones deciding what's appropriate around these parts, we are. Stay out of fucken topics you won't contribute shit to. If you get into one just for the fucken case of wanting to start bullshit, you are fucked.
We don't want yer fucken opinion on how this forum is run, we know we have the best place around and that is going to be kept that way. Call us a bunch of fucken idiots if you will, we can take it, believe us, but that's not going to change how we work this place. Cross the fucken line, we'll ban you. Where's the line? Where we put it.
We will never tolerate any bullshit here, you should fucken know that by now.
And let us point the obvious for you one more time: do not post links to albums, songs, movies, videos, computer programs, games etc. unless they're in public access. You know what that means, right? An official source of some sorts, of course. If some band posts song(s) or even streams their entire album(s) on their website or MySpace, sure, link to it. Same goes for music videos published at their or their labels sites. Or their MySpace. You get the picture? If not, try it this way: all links to any material that could be considered to violate copyrights and/or laws are strictly prohibited. We are sure you'll find the stuff yer looking for relatively easily anyways and we're more than certain that you understand this policy. If not, you know where the door is.
12. Important Decree
Angelcorpse is the war metal gateway band.
So there you have it. You can't say you haven't been warned.
